- fox\ news
- 1. (Fox News) (7871↑, 2360↓)National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
Author: Ninja Disaster http://fox-news.urbanup.com/1705902. (fox news) (4037↑, 1244↓)A pseudo-news channel catering to the bottom of the American right-wing extremist barrel - people who are deathly afraid of anyone and anything that's even the slightest bit different from them. About as "fair and balanced" as the Iranian government, which it closely resembles.Q: What does the "FOX" stand for in "FOX NEWS"? A: Frustrated Old Xenophobes
Author: Grreg http://fox-news.urbanup.com/13313283. (Fox News) (3286↑, 1109↓)Sensationlist trash channel. State media dumbed down so even Dubya can understand it.Fox News tries blame everything on liberals, and all its arguments could be defeated by a 7th grader.
Author: Devin http://fox-news.urbanup.com/11391424. (fox news) (2519↑, 949↓)Funniest Tv station ever. Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more."Did you see that special on Fox news? John Kerry was a hooker in Vietnam apparently."
Author: Tony ramone http://fox-news.urbanup.com/13283825. (fox news) (2443↑, 1016↓)news for red neck ass republicansgee ma gather round the tv fox the hangers got fox news
Author: hate bush http://fox-news.urbanup.com/10722226. (fox news) (1933↑, 742↓)A far right neo-con "talk show" that presents itself as news. In fact if the news does not favor their distorted view they focus on sensational tabloid stories of rape and murder to titillate the religious right that pretends morality. This show is so hilarious that I might even rate it as a comedy if it werent for the fact that some ignorant americans really believe it is fair and balanced. It is a show for lower IQ people who want to be reassured their small minds are correct and that everyone in the world who isnt white,right wing extremists re evil. Fox news hates you if you are Democrat, moderate thinking republican. Catholic, Lutheran,asian,black,hispanic, and the list goes on. They have a narrow box of extreme radical fundalmentalist with a corporate agenda and if you look closely rather perverted. The owner (Rupert Murdich" specializes in tabloids that exploit crimes against women and children then report every delicious sexual detail so the "moral" religious right" can get their jollies while exclaing how hrrible everyone else is. It really promotes rich big corporations and Republicans like George W. and use their guise as a "conservative" station to manipulate the average, easily manipulated person who wants to think of themselves as moral citizens while their mind is being filled with anything but factual news reporting. Wake up america and start watching C-span and see what is really happening.Wake up America and start thinking and quit being manipulated\!
Author: Mld http://fox-news.urbanup.com/14177757. (fox news) (1821↑, 711↓)Completely and utterly without merit. A news station that not only presents the most wildly conservative of biases with the slogan "Fair and Balanced," but also presents worse television than Jerry Springer. I am NOT watching the news to see Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly scream "SHUT UP\!" at every single guest they have.The usual transcript of The O'Reilly Factor: O'Reilly: Today, America, we're here with Al Franken and Alan Colmes. I don't have backup because I'm a pompous idiot who thinks I own the world. Franken: You got the first part right. Colmes: *giggle* O'Reilly: Shut up, both of you. Now, onto our discussion. Today we are presenting the fact that all Muslims are evil. Colmes: No, Bill, you can't-- O'Reilly: Shut up\! It's-- Franken: Bill, that's wrong because-- O'Reilly: Shut up, shut up\! Franken: You're being completely unreasonable, and if you'll listen, I'll tell you why\! It's not po-- O'Reilly: SHUT UP\! Colmes: God, this sucks. *walks off set* O'Reilly: One less opponent for me. Franken: Now do I get a chance to prove my point? O'Reilly: No, we're going to a commercial. Franken: No, we can't go to a commercial because you presented a completely innacurate stereotype and are attacking one of the most-- O'Reilly: SHUT UP NOW, YOU IDIOT\! You're wrong, I'm right, what more is there to say?\! Franken: NO\! We CANNOT go to a COMMERCIAL because-- *commercial*
Author: Lady Pain http://fox-news.urbanup.com/11062578. (Fox News) (1126↑, 379↓)Total BullshitThat's a load of Fox News
Author: Performaman http://fox-news.urbanup.com/3298919. (Fox News) (919↑, 319↓)The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See [republican] for more examples of idiocy.The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
Author: Ross http://fox-news.urbanup.com/99292410. (fox news) (857↑, 367↓)Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush
Author: Dan http://fox-news.urbanup.com/94059511. (Fox News) (645↑, 269↓)Mouthpiece for the Republican Party.Fox news uses Republican Party talking points as news headlines and often runs headline "The Dems are at it again"
Author: Chaos General http://fox-news.urbanup.com/76093712. (Fox News) (629↑, 302↓)The [American] equivalent of [Al Jazeera], a far-right [conservative], self-contradictory(see [Fair and Balanced]) political [propaganda] broadcast system. Notable features include loudmouthed hypocrites in suits and ties who know nothing of the issues that concern their own country, lies, distortions and misleading statements, which are typically spewed at rates of as many as a dozen a minute, lack of concern for the values on which their country was founded, and suppression of anyone who's opinion conflicts with that of rich white male republicans.Shut up, O'Reilly. No one gives a shit.
Author: * http://fox-news.urbanup.com/90978813. (FOX News) (565↑, 253↓)The sub rosa propaganda wing of the Republican party and the Bush administration. Made up of no good, low life, lying, rotton, [four flushing], sons of bitches who specialized in talking out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.[Sean Hannity] and [Bill O'Reilly] are the loudest windbags on the network.
Author: Jesse http://fox-news.urbanup.com/101799914. (fox news) (451↑, 239↓)A news channel for Republicans to get a hard on.Fox News: We Report, Bill OReilly Decides.
Author: AcneBrain http://fox-news.urbanup.com/82602815. (Fox News) (447↑, 253↓)An unfair source of crap that claims all other stations are liberal just because they actually tell the truth, and appartently, the truth is liberal. [Faux News] is to journalism as George Bush is to sober.Person 1: Hey did you watch Fox News last night? Person 2: No, I didn't, I think for myself.
Author: Outfoxed http://fox-news.urbanup.com/83211516. (fox news) (420↑, 234↓)the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evilfox news needs to die
Author: jesus http://fox-news.urbanup.com/82664517. (Fox News) (443↑, 261↓)1. As impossible as it may seem, it is more retarded than CNN. People actually consider CNN left-wing in comparison to FOX News. 2. A reminder of why the world hates this country.I was watching Fox News, and i told my TV to shut the fuck up and put on the Simpsons.
Author: Ugly Obese Man http://fox-news.urbanup.com/17416018. (Fox News) (570↑, 394↓)News made by Republican retards for Republican retards. I'm Republican, and I hate liberal bitches as much as anyone but this is absurd and it's NOT news. News is supposed to be objective NOT fair and balanced. Even if it was supposed to be fair an balanced Fox News couldn't even live up to it's own motto because although other news networks are obviously liberal they conceal their opinions as good reporters should. Fox News is blatantly conservative and rather than keep it on the down low they boast it.It's ironic that you would call CNN the Communist News Network because Fox News only shows the news that is good for Republicans ie good for the counrty. China does the same thing with all their stations. Fox News is truly for COMMIES. If you were a REAL AMERICAN who believed in FREEDOM of speech you wouldn't subject yourself to such censorship. IF YOU LOVE COMMIES SO MUCH FUCKING MOVE TO CHINA AND TAKE FOX NEWS WITH YOU\!
Author: GladKerryLost http://fox-news.urbanup.com/88600019. (Fox News) (393↑, 224↓)A Disgrace to all mankind.My three year old sat on a balloon. I saw on Fox that there had been a huge gas explosion in our area. People died.
Author: jeez http://fox-news.urbanup.com/41297720. (Fox News) (310↑, 162↓)The conservative Republican version of Josef Goebbels' Ministry of Propaganda, with more rhetoric.Fox News. Long Live Big Brother.
Author: -T. http://fox-news.urbanup.com/165262321. (fox news) (303↑, 160↓)This channel is considered to be a total joke by all other repubtable news channels like CNN, MSNBC, BBC, and the network news shows. The reason? The news is supposed to be presented to viewers without spin, so that they can draw their own conclusions about a story. Granted, depending on an individual reporters political views, there will always be some slight bias. But Fox News presents the news with an obvious and overpowering conservative bias. And what's funny is that they call themselves 'fair and balanced.' What a crock of crap\! To informed viewers, it's easy to see through the personalities who use choice wording to make conservatives appears strong and just, while making moderates appear weak and liberals appear irrational. This is not news. Fox can even spin stories that aren't politcally based, such as turning reports on Katrina into a politcal stomping ground. This channel is home to some of the biggest assholes on TV including Britt Hume, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Rilley. But the worst of all is Ann Coulter, who I'm pretty sure should be diagnosed with a mental ailment. The problem with this channel is that it's easily able to infiltrate/brainwash many non-politcally active viewers.Fox News is only fair to conservatives and is in no way balanced. If you disagree with far-right politics, they'll shut you up and put you down. You wanna see the news? Turn on Brian Williams on NBC, at least he acts like a real newsman.
Author: Eye In The Sky http://fox-news.urbanup.com/196087422. (fox news) (353↑, 215↓)Why am I not surprised that a person who uses the words "commie fag" is a fox news watcher. Silly silly people.-I'm informed because I watch Fox news -That's nice (yawn)
Author: tintle http://fox-news.urbanup.com/85908223. (Fox News) (293↑, 163↓)the news channel for rightwing gun toting xenophobic sexist anti love homophobic bible thumping cigar sucking beer swilling blue eyed honkey mother fuckers\! 75%of the honkey motherfuckers in nor cal watch fox and dream about getting finger banged in the asshole by sean hannity and getting sucked off by ann coulterfox news is great to watch when larry the cable guy is fisting your ass-hole\!
Author: jeff"nor-cals-finest-source-of-crap"taylor http://fox-news.urbanup.com/165357824. (Fox News) (222↑, 112↓)A so-called news channel that has the tendency to use their news alert sounder frequently on stories that don't warrant it, all in the name of fear-mongering and ratings.(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...at this hour President Bush has passed a turd in the Oval Office...." (news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...Britney Spears has announced today that her marriage to Kevin Federline has ended..." (news sounder) "This is a Fox News Alert...we just wanted to see if you were paying attention...BOO\!\!\!"
Author: Your Ad Here http://fox-news.urbanup.com/208497125. (fox news) (236↑, 130↓)Faux news The only two major difference between Fox and [The Daily Show]: 1. The daily show does not claim to be "[fair and Balanced]" like Fox does. 2. While [John Stewart] tells the truth with a major [Liberal] spin on it, people like [Bill O'Reily] (affectionately known as Mr. [Falafel]) tell outright lies. No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons
Author: El_Haggis http://fox-news.urbanup.com/196547026. (FOX News) (185↑, 83↓)an [Orwellian] TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased [claptrap] and [cutesy-wutesy] reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in [Owensboro], [Kentucky] last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - [Paris Hilton] had just been released from the [slammer]. [Whoopie-fucking-doo]. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The [hoser]s that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age [bimbo] with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow [pinhead]s with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not [STFU]. I wish I had a [revolver] with me - I would've shot the [fucking] TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like [Elvis] is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of [shit], but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless [droid]. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you\! Here's the shit. Come and get it\!
Author: Starpunk http://fox-news.urbanup.com/322469827. (fox news) (296↑, 200↓)horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.We distort, you comply.
Author: Shawn E. http://fox-news.urbanup.com/11502028. (Fox News) (139↑, 51↓)The news you watch when news isn't what you want.The "news" station for brainless "real americans" is Fox News or [Faux News].
Author: ashasal http://fox-news.urbanup.com/389352729. (Fox News) (118↑, 35↓)Supposedly news, but in reality controlled by the Republican party. Sprouts random bullshit, inaccurate news when it actually reports news, and is full of biased, crying idiots. Also known to attack videogames for no apparent reason. However, provides great source of material for real news casters such as Jon Stewart.When i wanted to know the news, i said "Fuck you" to Fox News and watched the Daily Show instead
Author: Fuck Fox news http://fox-news.urbanup.com/476090730. (fox news) (267↑, 184↓)If you hate Fox as much as i do, check this movie out- Outfoxed. Its a documentary on what goes on behind the scenes. Extremely good.Its shocking how easy it is to fool the american public.
Author: Biafra J http://fox-news.urbanup.com/80667631. (Fox News) (110↑, 31↓)A piece of [crap] "news" program that is overly Republican. Only [stupid] people watch it.[Glenn Beck] "Thank you for watching Glenn Beck on Fox News. A report says Barack Obama is not born in this country."
Author: IamNotSashaFierce http://fox-news.urbanup.com/479220432. (Fox News) (110↑, 31↓)The propaganda wing of the Republican Party.Fox News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.
Author: frick1 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/473635533. (Fox News) (159↑, 86↓)UNfair and UNbalanced bullshit that is only watched by close-minded gun-fuckers who are afraid of change.Fox News gave my uncle cancer. ..
Author: A_K http://fox-news.urbanup.com/314260134. (Fox News) (74↑, 3↓)A member of the Corporate News Media consortium, which includes the BBC, CNN (Blatantly named, "Corporate News Network"), ABC, (MS)NBC, CTV (Canada), Sky Networks, and others, especially subordinates of News Corp of which Fox is a part. Fox News uses the motto, "Fair & Balanced", when the constant barrage of editorial segments broadcast each day prove the network to be anything but. The New York arm of Fox News is the most infamous, featuring such figures as Bill O'Reilly & Sean Hannity in the evenings, Don Imus, Megyn Kelly in the "objective news part of the day", Eric Bolling (former Oil Industry stock broker) on the newly instated program 'The Five', and even a petulant child in the body of a man named Neil Cavuto, the latter of whom is a top executive in the network and an obnoxious voice against any economic policy that could restore North America's domestic economic strength.[Bill O'Reilly] is one of the commentators on the program. While he used to be a journalist in his younger days, and had a tabloid news program on CBS, his entire stint at Fox News has been nothing but a giant insult to journalism today. [Ratings] is one of the only defenses Fox News can rely on when other media figures, regardless of their scope in the global media emporium, call them out on their deceptive tactics.
Author: Grizmondus http://fox-news.urbanup.com/614387535. (fox news) (90↑, 30↓)A common typo for the corporate lobbyist, i mean news, no actually i mean corporate lobbyist network which is actually spelled faux news. It was initially faux news but roger ailes decided to keep the mistake because he realized few rednecks, i mean Sarah Palin supporters, no I mean rednecks wouldn't know what faux meant and after they found out it was originally a french word most likely boycott the station and say it was "for commies" which is the noun they use for anything they disagree with.redneck 1: Hey Cletus did you see that fox news last night. redneck 2: Yeah Festus I was watching it, I'm glad someone else thinks shut up is a good comeback too.
Author: Madax132 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/476337136. (FOX News) (90↑, 30↓)A pesudo-crazy X-TREME Right-Wing News Channel that thinks that Liberals with Communist/COBRA backing are Destroying America. Their stronghold (Fort Sarah Palin) is located in the Northern Hinterlands of Alaska, right next to the world's only Yeti preservation. They also have a secret Volcano Base (Fort Dubya) located by Dr. Evil's (A staunch Liberal, and CEO of Starbucks) Super-Secret Volcano Cidatel, who often launches attacks on them because they load his TV/Supercomputers with lots of Right-Wing/Dwarf Porn Spam.The motto of FOX News is "Fair and Balanced*", but should be "Fairly Biased." *Yeah right.
Author: Volimer http://fox-news.urbanup.com/469254237. (fox news) (112↑, 55↓)The punchline to any joke.Bill: Knock Knock, Terry: Who's there? Bill: Fox News. (Terry laughs hysterically.)
Author: Incoherent Duck http://fox-news.urbanup.com/229968038. (Fox News) (128↑, 72↓)For Obtuse XenophobesFOX News is specifically produced For Obtuse Xenophobes.
Author: Grand Ideal http://fox-news.urbanup.com/298740639. (Fox News) (137↑, 83↓)A channel solely dedicated to political humor by taking everything that is right with the world, twisting it so it's so wrong that it's funny, then claiming that it's news. The only bad thing about this channel is its lack of a laugh track.Man, I love Fox News. That O'Riley guy is such a hoot\!
Author: Null Windhunter http://fox-news.urbanup.com/268860540. (Fox News) (77↑, 26↓)It is a sensationalist media outlet that perpetuates negative stereotypes against republicans. Most republicans, like me, don't watch this garbage. It's meritless propaganda, presented with catchphrases like "THE SPIN STOPS HERE"- ironically followed by opinionated commentary. Fox News is why everyone assumes I hate gay people and muslims just because I have conservative opinions about the economy. I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE. I'M PRO CHOICE. But Fox News, day in and day out, convinces America that Republicans are ignorant fucks who want America to be a white-supremacist police state. I just want you guys to know my opinion on that, me being an insider and all..Me: I support privatized health care and I believe in the free market. Everyone else: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FUCK\! Me: Thanks a lot, Fox News\! \>:(
Author: relates3259082309 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/508516141. (Fox News) (53↑, 6↓)A bunch of republican nazis united to brain wash the U.S. with their make believe pollitics. And of course go on about Obama and throw fits because they wanted John Mcain to win the election in 2009.Hitler is the founder of Fox News
Author: EpicSauce.net http://fox-news.urbanup.com/584287742. (Fox News) (57↑, 12↓)Verb. The act (specifically done in debate) of taking someones words and twisting them into something both totally unrelated and utterly offensive in an attempt to detract attention from how wrong the fox newser may be. Comparable to a red herring, Fox Newsing is different in that it usually makes even less sense than a typical red herring. Typically used as a last resort in a disagreement, fow newsing too often can also lead to a warped sense of reality, wherein the fox newser see's the world however they see fit, or, more commonly however any number of pundits tells them they should.a. "I think it is wrong that children in third world countries starve to death by the thousands, while children in America are obese." b. "Oh, so you're a communist then. Fascism doesnt work, alright? Not everything hates America\!" a. "That's not at all what I said, in the slightest. Don't fox news me." b. "Shut up\!"
Author: Hellotharye http://fox-news.urbanup.com/573691643. (Fox news) (219↑, 176↓)A news organization owned by billionares you like to brainwash people. See [Bias]I was watching Fox News and they told me to jump off of a bridge and I did.
Author: i dislike bush http://fox-news.urbanup.com/73689044. (Fox News) (86↑, 44↓)Fox News (what else to say)Joe: Obama is a socialist and fascist\!\! Mama: Shut up you idiot, what are you Fox News
Author: Master General http://fox-news.urbanup.com/437471645. (Fox News) (40↑, 4↓)Fucking Clown Shoes"Hey how would you explain Fox News to someone?" "Don't bother trying, dude. It's fucking clown shoes."
Author: Bñads http://fox-news.urbanup.com/613531746. (FOX News) (87↑, 51↓)See "[Speculation]."Dude, did you see that FOX News report? They actually reported that you can get herpes from [Beer Pong]\!
Author: Vardinator http://fox-news.urbanup.com/380035147. (fox news) (185↑, 154↓)This channel is considered to be a total joke by all other repubtable news channels like CNN, MSNBC, BBC, and the network news shows. The reason? The news is supposed to be presented to viewers without spin, so that they can draw their own conclusions about a story. Granted, depending on an individual reporters political views, there will always be some slight bias. But Fox News presents the news with an obvious and overpowering conservative bias. And what's funny is that they call themselves 'fair and balanced.' What a crock of crap\! To informed viewers, it's easy to see through the personalities who use choice wording to make conservatives appears strong and just, while making moderates appear weak and liberals appear irrational. This is not news. Fox can even spin stories that aren't politcally based, such as turning reports on Katrina into a politcal stomping ground. This channel is home to some of the biggest assholes on TV including Britt Hume, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Rilley. But the worst of all is Ann Coulter, who I'm pretty sure should be diagnosed with a mental ailment. The problem with this channel is that it's easily able to infiltrate/brainwash many non-politcally active viewers.Fox News is only fair to conservatives and is in no way balanced. If you disagree with far-right politics, they'll shut you up and put you down. You wanna see the news? Turn on Brian Williams on NBC, at least he acts like a real newsman.
Author: Eye In The Sky http://fox-news.urbanup.com/196098048. (Fox News) (92↑, 79↓)Fox News is often to be considered as accurate as the holy bible. As in, it is a large variety of collected stories where factual accuracy is often in question. It is fully believed by only a small, select group of people and is written and biased towards select groups such as conservative christians and away from truth and objectivity.Bill O'Reilly on Fox News ? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Author: Kyle Locke http://fox-news.urbanup.com/319057949. (Fox News) (81↑, 71↓)A news casting station based in the [United States of America]. Basically as balanced as [Britney Spears]. Also the [butt] of a few [Simpsons] jokes.Homer: I hope this doesn't end up on Fox news\! Britney: *starts rolling around on ground*
Author: blanketyblankblank http://fox-news.urbanup.com/315157750. (Fox News) (29↑, 26↓)Pornography; specifically, pornographic video images."Who is your favorite adult movie star?" "Oh, man\! I can't remember her name right off\! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week\!\!"
Author: Billy Beck O'Hannity http://fox-news.urbanup.com/484248051. (Fox News) (164↑, 199↓)Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.
Author: Paul http://fox-news.urbanup.com/22188952. (fox news) (167↑, 203↓)Rupert Murdoch's answer to the "[liberal] media".Fox News: We report - I change the channel.
Author: SiliconHero http://fox-news.urbanup.com/10600153. (Fox News) (1↑, 40↓)The \#1 cable news network. Some people call it "Faux News" because they think it's all fake and bias. Fox News is known for the hottest ladies on the news\! (Ex: Megyn Kelly, Jenna Lee, Jaime Colby, ect.)Bill: Hey George, lets watch some Megyn Kelly\! George: What channel is she on again? Bill: Fox News dude
Author: Bubba1996 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/618652454. (Fox News) (11↑, 80↓)The only news station that doesn't kiss Obama's assFox News: Obam said this...he didn't do it. Other news stations: Why is my nose so brown...in other news Obama takes a well deserved vacation...
Author: T33P33 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/602990855. (Fox News) (11↑, 86↓)A television channel. One watched by those who want facts. Half the people who want to talk crap about it don't know their a$$ from their mouth. People who watch this show actually know what is going on in the world. They haven't gotten the version that has been edited for their precious ears. Not all people that are on Fox News are Republican. But you wouldn't know that would you? How far exactly is your head wedged up ur a$$?Want the facts? Watch Fox News. Think you know everything? Watch Fox News. Be open minded and get out of your fricken bubble and watch Fox News.
Author: TruthTellerForThePeople http://fox-news.urbanup.com/608861956. (Fox News) (65↑, 142↓)The highest rated cable news channel on Televsion, and one of the highest rated overall cable channels. Created as a "fair and balanced" alternative to the media establishment, widely considered to be liberally biased. However due to the abundance of Conservative Opinion shows it has generated controversy as bias itself.Fox News is a channel
Author: Dandandandan http://fox-news.urbanup.com/327010757. (Fox News) (27↑, 121↓)Something for pseudo-intellectual losers with no life to rage against in between consuming bong hits, reading David Sedaris books, and boycotting WalMart."Hey dude, wanna go outside?" "And miss the latest Media Matters update about Fox News? This is life and death stuff\! This time I bet O'Reilly's really gone too far\!" "Ok..."
Author: desertsun13 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/485738358. (fox news) (124↑, 223↓)the michael moore of republicans. big, fat, ugly [passive aggressive] republicans on television ranting angry right wing propaganda like they have [tourettes]. [mike huckabee] gets a hard-on and gets off while watching fox news.angry stupid meth rednecks gather round to watch fox news then get into a drunken fist fight.
Author: eazy-x http://fox-news.urbanup.com/282849759. (Fox News) (34↑, 139↓)A news channel that is bias but it has to be because CNN CBS and MSNBC are all liberal biased maybe not to the same extent but all put together makes one hell of a bigger bias, also little white bitches(liberals) think that people who watch fox are "Frustrated Old Xenophobes" well I have a Dominican imagrant father and a 1st generation mexican mother and I listen to rap and am very proud of being latin and we all watch FOX NEWS and the lil german/irish/norweegen/what ever the hell you can go fuck your selves for thinking all conservatives are white and old and richBlack guy(ignorant): Obama rocks White liberal(comunist): Yeah now thanks to him you will stay in the bottom of society because my ansestors captured yours and forced you to work your asses Way To Hard, now work seems awful but if it were not for liberals you would have to work and become a hard worker who is respectable and can not be stereo-typed, but we liberals think that giving money away is so you can feel more cofortable being non productive and killing your babys is fine. But thanks to Fox News we do not control the media. Black guy(not ingnorant after hearing this and watching Fox news) Fuck obama just because hes black does not make him a messiah.
Author: VhLevant http://fox-news.urbanup.com/450076160. (Fox News) (41↑, 148↓)Fox News attracts millions more viewers than CNN and MSNBC COMBINED\!, continuing to grow as its competitors decline in viewership. Liberals, who have had a virtual monopoly over ALL the media for many years, are enraged that an essentially ‘fair and balanced’ network has emerged, and they hysterically attack Fox with lies and hate. (See prior Fox News entries here for examples.) Fox News is comprised of two types of programs, News and Opinion, and clearly distinguishes between them, while its competitors, regularly mix the two, CNN subtly and MSNBC unabashedly. During the G. W. Bush administration, Fox’s opinion programs regularly opposed many Bush policies. Its news was, properly, unbiased. In the new Obama administration, both Fox’s News and Opinion programs have served viewers well in exposing Acorn and several radical left Obama appointees. Opinion expressers Beck, Strosser and Hannity regularly oppose takeovers, cap-and-trade, ‘stimulus’, and ‘health reform’ as tax-and-spend policies bound to destroy free enterprise and bury the country in massive debt. The radical left rightly fear talk radio, Fox News, Sarah Palin, and Mike Huckabee because they represent vox populi. Expect the campaign of vilification and hate against them to intensify as unemployment and debt burgeon. Besides, Fox has a stable of impressively beautiful and brainy female anchors—Megyn Kelley, Kimberley Guilfoyle, etc. etc.\!\!\!\!Al: I watch Fox News to get unbiased news. Joe: Suuure you do. What’s that bulge in your pants?
Author: Drooler http://fox-news.urbanup.com/440514061. (fox news) (68↑, 183↓)Cable news channel owned by international media mogul, Rupert Murdoch. The channel is mostly superficial political, social, and economic discussion and debate during the evening along with a crime/legal discussion show to wrap up prime time. The morning and afternoon news shows are mostly breaking stories and light news and entertainment reporting similar to the *Today Show* on NBC. Leftist liberals hate the channel because it dares to give equal time to conservative points of view. After enjoying a near monopoly on major news outlets for decades (see [liberal news media]), many liberals are incensed that a different point of view is available on television. In point of fact, there is very little reporting on Fox. When they do report, it is usually from the same moderate leftist angle the other news outlets assume. On occasion, there is a report on some outrage committed by the Federal government or some leftist who has gained power at another level of government. What is usually the target of these leftist critics are fair discussions between equally represented points of view involving clearly labeled commentary. Fox does tend to favor moderate left liberals and neo-conservatives in their discussions. Commentators from the far left or from a paleo-conservative or a libertarian viewpoint are rarely included in discussions. Murdoch openly funds the neo-conservative magazine, *The Weekly Standard,* and Fox frequently features the magazine's editors and reporters in their discussions. The volume and tone of the anchors tend to be melodramatic and loud, which does present a dumb quality to the viewer.I have Fox News on...it's loud and dumb but at least it's not Leftist propaganda.
Author: Tex in Tex http://fox-news.urbanup.com/281709862. (fox news) (24↑, 141↓)Liberal also known as [Geraldo in a bucket]fox news is what results when you make [Geraldo in a bucket]
Author: i give you a poop moustache http://fox-news.urbanup.com/293335963. (Fox News) (52↑, 173↓)The only reliable, honest, and spin-free news station on TV. It is completely free of left-wing lunatics, whose wild antics and bogus propaganda litter almost every other outlet of media. It is also the most watched cable news channel and home to the \#1 watched cable show- "The O'Reilly Factor". True Statement. Look it up, write it down, eat it up.John: MSNBC sucks. It's losing all credibility and its ratings continue to plummet month after month. Bill: Dude, check out FOX news. They only report the facts. As a result, the station has beat out MSNBC every month for the past 3 years.
Author: The Truf 5436 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/406643064. (fox news) (58↑, 180↓)A pretty decent news network that tells you what is really happening and not this phony shit on CNN, MSNBC and NBC news, It also have hot babes on there and pretty intelligent but down to earth newscasters, not these college educated liberals that never ever lived any life in the real world.When Fox News says something, it means it.
Author: Kyle 230 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/413836165. (FOX News) (71↑, 202↓)FOX News gives all Conservatives a bad name. This is why people think all conservatives are retarted rednecks(although I'll admit some are.) I am not conservative at all, but I hate liberals so much that it sucks to see the right wing represented in such a retarted news station.Many conservitives are smarter than liberals, but FOX News makes all liberals look absolutely brilliant.
Author: stevedawg13 http://fox-news.urbanup.com/176077566. (Fox News) (67↑, 222↓)The only news cannel that tells the true story. The reporters don’t get tingling feelings going up and down there body every time the scholiast Barack Obama talks. They do not think Obama is the second coming of Jesus. They report what really happens and don’t tell lies like the other news networks do like CNN the (Clinton new network) do to make it look like Obama did not have relationship with terrorist like Bill Ayers. They don’t keep dishing out the kool aid to all the sit on their butts lazy give me welfare left wing nuts.Fox news gives the true story and not all the lies the lazy left wing nuts love to hear.
Author: news junky http://fox-news.urbanup.com/339513567. (fox news) (89↑, 245↓)A news network that counters the liberal garbage on tv with coverage from a right wing prespective. Most liberals will bash the network becuase it is speaks to the conservative demographic. \#1 rated cable program as of August 2007.1. Boy, it's ironic how the liberals who say conservatives bash everything will then proceed to crucify Fox News. 2. Fox News is a good source of information. 3. It ticks off the liberals that Fox News is \#1 in the ratings.
Author: Saul Malone http://fox-news.urbanup.com/253754668. (Fox News) (63↑, 226↓)A swell news program that takes a lot of shit from hipster liberals. Even though the silly Dems own everything else considered media, they still complain about actual news being reported. Fox is not bent right. It's actually pretty balanced. Most people think it's right-wing because they're used to all the lame radical leftist media. It's strange. It has more attractive lady news reporters too.I was watching Fox News, and totally got a chub from the female anchor.
Author: Fisho http://fox-news.urbanup.com/258885969. (Fox News) (79↑, 244↓)The only reliable news channel. This channel may lean to the Right, but it is more balanced in political affairs than all of the other idiotic liberal trash channels. Other hosts, such as Oberman are anti-American gay french lovers.Fox News has the smartest news anchors. Liberals are a waste of human life. Conservatives, real men.
Author: I Piss On Liberals http://fox-news.urbanup.com/310830970. (Fox News) (150↑, 369↓)An obviously right-wing news network, but considering every other news network is obviously liberal, it's not such an appalling thing. Still, it's not as "fair and balanced" as they say it is, though EVERY news program should try to be fair and balanced so the people can better make the right choice.Funny how the left-wing fat cats jump all over the republicans as soon as they secure control over a news program. Another example of why the two-party system fuckin blows.
Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://fox-news.urbanup.com/88817371. (Fox News) (177↑, 487↓)A centrist news network that has gained popularity among people discontented to watch television dominated by liberal media sources. While Fox News may be owned by wealthy people they ALL are, but Liberalism sells because liberals like to pretend they care...isn't that sweet.After watching CNN I changed the channel to Fox News to get the real story.
Author: Japanadan http://fox-news.urbanup.com/85166072. (Fox News) (111↑, 452↓)A news channel that doesn't pander to the left-wing party line and actually supports our President and troops. Since it actually presents a dissenting opinion to 90% of the media, and worse, is succesful and profitable, liberals have nothing but frothing, unreasoning hatred for it.Person 1: So why is Fox News so bad? Person 2: It was founded by billionaires who seek to mislead and control the American people\!\! Person 1: Isn't Ted Turner a LEFT-wing billionaire? Doesn't he have a reputation for openly insulting conservatives? Person 2: How DARE you disagree with me\!?\!? My opinions are always right\!\! You're a Nazi\! Person 1: Weren't the Nazis the ones who sought total domination by crushing dissent in the media and dehumanizing their opponents? Person 2: I don't listen to Nazis, you Nazi\!
Author: Civan http://fox-news.urbanup.com/232135073. (Fox News) (159↑, 503↓)A channel for news that while for the most part is slightly tilted to the right, is till the closest thing to a fair and balanced news channel. There is a reason why they control so many of the most popular cable T.V. news shows.I watch Fox news because it is the most fair news i have ever seen.
Author: Bob Hope III http://fox-news.urbanup.com/114316274. (Fox News) (148↑, 494↓)Rightward tilting news channel that is a welcome alternative to the rest of the liberal media. Often touted as being a threat to democracy for simple being allowed to "exist".John Hawkins: Do you think the left is having a much tougher time getting away with their spin than say 10 years ago because of Fox, talk radio, & the internet? Ann Coulter: Yes. If the internet, talk radio and Fox News had been around in McCarthy's day, my book wouldn't be the first time most people would be hearing the truth about "McCarthyism."
Author: James Taylor (founder of AFBF) http://fox-news.urbanup.com/118048375. (fox news) (186↑, 569↓)Alternative to liberal dominated news. Usually blindly hated by liberals/members of the [du], for largely false and/or incoherent reasons.Fox News accurately reported that George Bush won Florida in 2000 after the polls closed there, unlike other channels that (inaccurately) reported Al Gore winning it while the polls were still open.
Author: Ford http://fox-news.urbanup.com/107119876. (fox news) (150↑, 644↓)The Fair and Balanced NewsAmericas True Choice
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